Friday, 18 December 2015

English Speaking ... At last

The first order of the day  was to go to the office and pay to have our Laundry done and also to pay to have our room cleaned. The cost for the Laundry including the soap was about 7.00 Cdn and to clean the room was 3.30 Cdn. Carroll has a house cleaner at home so why not have one here or maybe she has forgot how; I'm not sure which.

Since it was time to check the computer we carry the Laundry down to the Laundry mat which is beside the pool and did our computer checks. As I was buried in the computer answering an email a man walks up and say "Hi I'm Joe" . I was shocked that someone actual said something in English and I just looked at him for a second and then he says what is you name. I quickly realized that I was talking to another  Canadian and then we carry on with the preverbal  Q and A about each other. He is an Expat Newfie who lives in Mississauga and has most of his life. He and his wife  spend 3 1/2 month in the DR every year. I can tell already that he a fun type guy. We will definitely be seeing more of them as there is a group of 6 or 8 that come here annually. Joe also told us not to tip at the restaurants because it is included in the price. It is a little late for us now... dam it.

After lunch we headed for the beach as is our routine. There was very few people in the water as it was a bit rough at our beach area. However, we seen a couple down the beach in front of the "All Inclusive " so we went down and joined them. They are a young couple ( in their 30's ) and are from Toronto. We swam around with them for about an hour and swapped stories. They are not happy with their hotel as they are Vegetarians and they said the salads were not that good and they are living on Pizza. To top it off, they said the shower had no hot water.

The rest of the day we just Pissed it away.  cheers

Thursday, 17 December 2015

Show Time

In the morning' once the Mall opened we met with the Tour agent to purchase tickets for the Dinner Show for Saturday night which is a Las Vegas type dancing show. After that we again went to the beach but it was a cloudy day which was not that inviting . Also the beach was littered with seaweed because there was a storm out in the Pacific and this  causes the ocean to stir up the seaweed and park it on our beach. However, each morning a tractor type of machinery comes along and picks up the  seaweed and the junk that lands on the shore.

 Since beach was not that great we return to our pool and sat in the Sun ( what there was of it )and read. Carroll is not a reader as she still has finished one book yet. I'm on my fourth .

Nobody promised us a Rose Garden . Cheers

Wednesday, 16 December 2015

Mexico " Light"

Today was an uneventful day even thought we did spend a few hours at the beach which our normal routine  but  I want to  give you my impressions of Puerto Plata. This includes the  people and the things I see that remind me of MX but not to the same extent. Anything bad is not as bad as MX;  and most things good are not as good or not much better, hence the reason "Mexico Light" comes to mind.

Beggars: We have toured the city once and drove thru and around it 4 times and I have yet to see a beggar  or anyone wanting a handout. Even when we went to the market people just let us pick out the product and then they would come to us to weight them.

Hawkers: Yes they have their "Hawkers " walking the beach peddling their wares but the only ask you once and to them No Thanks is No. Also,  all the Hawkers are wearing a blue shirt with a number so I assume they are all control by the government and they are definitely not a bother. In MX they pester the shit out of you. Not one of the Hawkers has used the phase " WalMart Prices " which the do in MX.   However, and you may have guessed this was coming......Carroll convinced me and the Hawker selling shirts;  that my life was not complete without this god offal   shirt. So I grab a cotton shirt , Jewed him do to 10 USD and took the GD thing. I'm pretty sure I  bought same shirt at the Post in Med Hat for a dollar just so I could look ridiculous at Hawaii night in Yuma.

Vehicle Drivers: This is were the Mexicans excel , as they are nuts and have a death wish where the DR ( vehicle ) driver are much more careful and courteous. There seems to be much more courtesy  when merging  and lane changing and certainly a lot less horn honking. Mexican will pass anywhere and anytime; corners , hills and double lines mean nothing. DR vehicle driver pretty much obey the rules.

 Motorcycle Riding; Now these people are completely nuts. They pass anywhere anytime , on the left ,on the right. Stop sign are for vehicles and they seem to know the vehicles will give way.
Incidental there is open season on Pedestrians which is the same in MX. We have seen up to a family of 4 on one of the motorcycles which is slightly bigger than a Scooter. They do have a helmet law but very few every where one .

That's it for Mexico Light ... Cheers

Tuesday, 15 December 2015

Safari Dominican Style.

Today is Monday and the Safari Bus is an open air truck style bus with bench seats facing inward. There was 4 other couples, 2 from Sweden, 1 from Norway and a young couple from Germany. Needless to say the all spoke and understood English. The tour Guide spoke " Dominican English " but could be clearly understood by all. In addition,  the company sends along a " Filming Crew " consisting of one young guy ( who spoke fluent English ) complete with a camera and a Video camera to capture all of us looking at the sights and sound of this most wonderful adventure.  For the low low price of 35.00 USD you get a Video copy or a DVD or a Flash card copy to show to friends and family assuming their life was so boring that they  had nothing better to do. He did manage to sell 1 copy.
As we were leaving the city we drove by a Church so I ask what religion where most of the people on the Island  and without hesitation the tour guide said  60 % Catholic, 30 % Pentecostal and 10 % Drinkers and Party types. The  Photo Tech immediately said I'm 10 %.

We started out by driving thru the city of Puerto Plata to see the early morning sites and sounds which turned out to be mostly Motorcycles honking at the vehicles to say "I coming Thru ". These people ( men and women ) are nuts. They drive recklessly with no helmet , which is against the law, and most are wearing Flip-Flops.  Before leaving the city we stopped for Rum, coke, 7 Up and water for the trip as they advertised there would be refreshments. I challenged the lack of beer but it fell on deaf ears.

Then we headed into the hilly area which is also the agriculture area but not to  be confused with our definition of farming or ranching by a long shot. The tour guide said that we had about 20 KM of rough road but he could have easily describe it as a plough field punctuated with more potholes that you could count. I assume the previous nights rain enhanced the Potholes. We stopped at several small "farms" to see the did fruits trees such a Avocado, Mango, Papaya, Coconut and a Coco trees.  I was amazed at the height of the Coco tree and they are large enough produce enough lumber to built one house.  Later in the day we seen many homes sided with lumber from the coco tree.

AS in most of these Island countries, the land and businesses are own by a few families  and the Dominica is no different. The Rum company ( Ron Cabrera ) is own by one family and we drove by their ranch which is 15 Miles long. Incidentally the wealth intermarry, Outsiders are not invited.

We also stopped at a  place where the advertisement said was a Coffee and Coco plantation. I've seen bigger gardens then these " Plantations " but whatever  gets a tourist to fork over their money. However , next to the Plantation was some Artisans carving on a special rock  found only in the DR. Their only tools consisted of a Machete, file, small knife and what look much like a chisel.  I did see a buffing grinder set off in a corner but they did nor mention it. Their carvings where beautiful. However, to attract Cdn, Americans and possibly some Europeans they also  make Sports Souvenirs out of the "precious " stone and the first thing I seen as a stone Puck with the Calgary Flames Logo and I doubt that they got permission from the NHL. They had souvenirs for all sports at 25.00 USD a copy. The only one I could find was a puck for the Oilers, apparently they were Sold Out.

We then went next door ( 50 feet away ) and this older lady demonstrated how, in the "olden days " they would grind coffee beans and Coco beans by pounding them with a big round stick in a carved our wooden block. She also made coffee with the beans she had ground and we all had a taste. Carroll purchased a Coco stick from her.

We then headed  for a Cigar "factory " for lack of a better word  but on the way we go thru this modern vibrant city which by this time is quite a ways up in the mountains ( actually a large hill ) and I think it surprised us all because 10 minutes early we were in the " back woods".

Anyways, this Cigar factory is a two man show. They grow their own tobacco, Sun dry the leafs and roll the Cigars by hand in a roller much like people use to do when the rolled their own cigarettes. Then they go in a press for 45 minutes and then another guy does the final wrapping.  I ask how many they could do in a day and they say 500 large cigars or 750 cigars assuming they did not party the night before.  We were invited to smoke a cigar and the 2 Swedish couples, who are smokers,  took up the offer.  Then we moved into the next part of the building and of course the real reason we were brought here... to buy Jewry, booze and Souvenirs. This is how the tour Guide makes his money.

That last part of our trip was to visit and to play in 7 Waterfalls which include a 25 minute hike thru some rather rough terrain to reach the 1 st one. Needless to say we did not partake  nor did we pay for that part of the trip. We lounged in the restaurant awaiting the return of the others.

First you had to be in your bathing suit, then they rented you a pair of water shoes and gave you a Helmet and a life jacket ( what does the tell you) and then there are two guides per group of 5 to 10 people. Our group had 8 people but the one man from Norway was fairly tall and large and they did not have a Life jacket big enough so he went along to take pictures as did the German girl. Then the lady from Norway, " chickened out"  after the first waterfalls but when along to look. Two couples said they would not do it again nor would they recommend it for Seniors. 
There was a flock of young people who seem to enjoy adventure but  I was on " Bikini Watch"   so  I can not say how many of the young people where men.

We then return home thru Puerto Plata on a different route which took us by the Port for the Cruise ship and it is obvious the this city is going all out to attract Cruise ships. This is a deep water port so the Cruise ships can dock as opposed to dock off-shore.  We return home about 4 PM badly in of a beer. cheers

Where did all the Rain Go

When I got up Sunday morning around 6:30 I went to our window on the 2 nd floor to see what kind of mess would be left after the Torrential rain storm we had last evening. When we went to bed around 10:30 and it was still raining. To my surprise , the Sun was peeking over the mountain and  you could not tell that we had a rain storm 8 hours earlier. There was the odd Palm tree leaf on the ground, other than that, no evidence of the rain. Obviously the ground sucks it up.

This is the only rain we have had since our arrival , however, everything is green and the golf course looks in great condition.

We did hit the beach ,later in the day and the high tide had delivered some debris ( mostly grass ) on the beach caused by the rain. Sometime during the following evening they drag an apparatus along the beach to pick up the grassy weeds. I have not see the machine but I have seen the tractor tire marks. This is done anytime the tide brings in any weeds/ grass. Hence the beaches are very clean.

Tomorrow  , Monday we are  going on a Safari, DR style not African Style.

Sunday, 13 December 2015

Rain, Rain and More Rain

In the morning our weather was cloudy and in fact while were at the Beach in the afternoon we mews about how it looked like it could rain due to the dark cloud. We brushed it off because we have seen this dark cloud before but no rain so we figured it was just DR weather.


Around 3 PM we Skyped  Carroll's sister Jeannie as she was hosting  Christmas Dinner for the sibling so Carroll got to talk to her  brothers , sisters and outlaws. I reminded Jeannie that she forgot to invite us again.

While at the beach we stop to talk to a University Professor who was in the DR with his wife and 5 Kids and he was teaching at the University for 1 year. We ask if the Kids were home schooled and he said no; we just threw them into Spanish school and they learned the language real quick. In fact two of them scored near the top of their class and the other are doing good.

In the late afternoon, while sitting by the pool it started to rain ( real rain ) so we headed for the condo and made it just in time. It was a torrential rain, coming straight down with no wind. I don't believe I have seen a rail storm like this every and it last at least 1 hour.

The rain had slowed to a shower around 6 PM and we had called a taxi to take us to a restaurant at 6:30 for supper. Shortly after we got into the Taxi it started to pour rain again and continued until 8 PM. The restaurant was sort of upscale, at least in décor but the eating area had a roof but no windows, just opening ,  which is by design for the Dominica. It rained so had they had to move the table about 6 feet in from the window opening. We were not getting wet but they moved us anyway.

Our Pizza meal with wine ( for me , water for Carroll ) followed by desert cost 36.00 CDN which I thought was reasonable. It is an Italian restaurant, recommended by the Landlord and the menu seem great so we will return for a Pasta dinner at a later date.

After our supper we went grocery shopping again as this is the 4 th. time.  Apparently we don't know how to shop!!!!!. Incidentally, when we exited the Grocery store the Security guards ( there are several ) walked us to the taxi with a large umbrella so we would not get wet. I never seen that happen at WalMart. cheers

Booked a Tour

Today we went to the Mall to book a Tour for 8:30 Monday. Hopefully, I soften the guy up yesterday when I walked away because he was too expensive, although  he probably was not but  if you don't barter , there is no fun in it. He did  knock off 5.00USD each.

The Tour is actually called a Safari , which has a completely different definition in the Dominica than in South Africa. They have the same Bus configuration but there are no animals ( wild or tame ). We will tour a Coffee plantation, a Coco Plantation and a Cigar factory all before Lunch, which is includes  all the beer you can drink. 
Then we go to 5 different Waterfalls, however, we can only go to the first one as the others can only be seen after walking thru some rugged terrain and scaling a small rock face by pulling yourself up by a rope. We will let the younger guys do that while we will wait at the 1 st waterfall as it has a pool that we can laze around in.  I hope there is beer there?

After getting the Tour settled we walked by our friends Bar again and there was a " Caucasian "couple having an early afternoon drink so we stopped in to say hello, mainly to have a conversation with someone who speaks English. They are from North Bay and are on the first of 7, two week vacations stops they are making this winter. I didn't ask but I assume they won the Lotto.

After lunch we head to the Beach as it was another gorgeous day. Long before we got to the beach we realized by the noise that the 20 or  so College Kids had beat us there. They were have a great time as most of them were in the Ocean complete with a drink in their hand. How they kept the Seawater out of their drink was beyond me.
The beach in front of the ( several ) all Inclusive Resorts ,  usually has a crowd but today it was practically empty and there was nobody in the water. I can only assume it was " Go home Day " or " Exchange Day", whatever it is called. We will see tomorrow, if it back to normal as they usually have Water Aerobics, led by a Local in the afternoon.

After our Beach time was over we headed back to the Condo for Supper, computer work after supper and watch the US and BBC news , if they are on. TV here is hit and miss. cheers